Causal Conundrum!

A man coaches little league soccer.
binAppareddy calls him an SoB and walks into light house.
He does not see any light.
GW gets enlightened and exclaims "India is a great country!"


Questions:

* Who are the characters in this story?
* If the man had not coached soccer, would he have been called an SoB? Would bin-AppaReddy acted that way? Would bin-AppaReddy be a better man? Do you think bin-AppaReddy would have turned into bin-Enlightened?
* How did GW get enlightened when bin-AppaReddy could not even see the light?

If you answer these questions you are a fool. If you don't, you are a damned fool.

India is a great country!